You are at a stage in your life where you are depending on online articles for tips on how to date your peers. It’s a weird and almost embarrassing stage to be in and one that is frankly, lack luster. You may feel like perhaps most of this should be common sense but it just isn’t clear what you should be doing. Luckily for you, our staff has two love gurus who will happily assist you with tips on what to keep in mind when dating members of their sex.

TIPS FOR DATING THE LADIES

1. Make yourself as distant as possible

First and foremost, remember that every woman wants someone who is unobtainable. Show your interest through your lack there of. The more you gaze off into the distance as she talks, the more she’ll dig you.

2. Establish that YOU ARE THE ALPHA

Basically it’s really important for you to let her know you wear the pants in the relationship. You can prove this through disapproval of every single opinion she has, speaking louder than her always, and avoiding eye contact.

3. Always have the upper hand

Make sure your woman knows you know you look like a million bucks. When she compliments you respond with a nice and simple “I know” or on the hopefully rare occasions that she doesn’t compliment you make sure to remind her through verbal gesture, it would be ideal to exclaim “Man, I look real good today.” That way you both can acknowledge how attractive you are.

4. Remind her there are other options

So she doesn’t get the idea that you are the settler in the relationship, make sure you remind her that there are plenty of other females who are interested in you. By doing this you are ensuring that she will opt out of leaving you and stay until you both have moved on.

5. Stereotypes are there for a reason

As you are well aware of, every human being loves to be placed into a stereotype. She’s a woman? She’ll make you a sandwich then. You’re a man? You’ll work as a CEO of a successful business Monday through Friday and hunt bears on the weekend. A stereotype is useful because it remind people where they’re at.

We’re glad that you’re equipped with information that would usually be hard to grasp, now you can go out there and take on the dating world by storm.

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