If you’re like me, you are often faced with the many dilemmas that inevitably come with being a hoodlum here at USU. You often muse to yourself, “If only there was a comprehensive guide I could employ in my delinquency.”
Well, look no further: Aggie Radio now presents such a guide for all you yahoos.
Best Building to TP: Natural Resources Building
While I’m sure it can be agreed that any building is a good building to Toilet Paper, we recognize that the seasoned vandal is seeking a setting that offers a certain theatrical element.
For this reason, the Natural Resource Building is ideal. The abundance of large trees out front provide the perfect tool to aid you in artistically draping your TP. Situated next to a drivable road, this location also offers the convenience of a quick getaway.
Best Fire Alarms to Pull: Tower of Old Main
With its abundance of classes and offices and its lack of easily-walkable hallways, Old Main is a punking waiting to happen.
Pull the fire alarm and watch from your high-up vantage point as students struggle to exit quickly through the crammed hallways and low ceilings of this historic building. Enjoy a view of your handiwork from one of the building’s east-facing windows as you watch chaos ensuing out on the quad.
Best Place to Loiter: Sky-bridge connecting TSC and University Inn
Not only will you disturb well-meaning University Inn residents, but here you easily disrupt the general flow of traffic due to the narrow walking space.
Take you loitering experience to the next level by laughing raucously at nothing in particular, tossing pieces of trash down on passerby below, and yelling crass comments at unsuspecting long boarders.
Best Place to Scheme with Fellow Wrongdoers: Merril-Cazier Library
Although many of our readers like to live on the edge, we realize that when it comes to scheming and plotting, an unsuspecting environment is ideal. Study rooms at the Merril-Cazier Library can be reserved on their website for added privacy, and they even offer media rooms to accommodate those criminals who appreciate the use of visual aid in their plotting.
Whether you like to scheme from the early hours of the morning to late at night, the library offers the perfect guise to conceal your evil deliberations.
Please comment below if you’re interested in more devious destinations on campus. Until then, happy mischief making!
